I like this joke ................
A dog lover, whose dog was a bitch and 'in heat', agreed to look after and house her neighbors' male dog while they were away on vacation. She had a large house however and believed that she could keep them apart but as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds, rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together, in obvious pain and unable to disengage as so frequently happens when they mate.
Unable to separate them and perplexed as to what to do next, although it was late, she called the vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice.
Having explained the problem to him, the vet said."hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and be able to withdraw".
"Do you think that will work?" she asked.
"It just worked for me" he replied.
todAAy i AAm grAAteful & thAAnkful
that my sobriety is between my HP and myself - but I need the rest of y'all for my recovery
that learning is automatic but being teachable takes effort
for the Al Anon meetings that I attend
that I could tell when something truly serendipitous happened yesterday - no need for details right now though
He who angers you conquers you.
- Elizabeth Kenny