Sunday, July 29, 2012

Sponsor Troubles?





Tired of being told how to work the steps? 

Still looking for that easier, softer way? 
Had enough of that same old time-tested direction? 
Then you are ready for RENT A SPONSOR! 

Standard features include: 

NO reading, NO writing, NO deadlines.
Working only the steps you want, in the order you choose. 
Ability to take other peoples inventory promptly. 
24 call line for whining countless hours.

Yes, at RENT A SPONSOR
We know how unique you are & we do understand. 
Why walk the walk when you can simply talk the talk?
Yes, at RENT A SPONSOR we know what you want!

3 comments:

Mary Christine said...

cute. the sad thing is, you could probably make a fortune if you charged for this service!

dorothyrecovers.com said...

I am so grateful to have a sponsor who takes a 2x4 and lovingly taps me upside the head when my brain begins circling around ears. Among my favorites: "You're not at Step 12, yet." The comment got me back into those first 3 Steps where I needed to focus.

Syd said...

I think that some people I know would like that.