Sunday, July 29, 2012

Sponsor Troubles?

Tired of being told how to work the steps? 

Still looking for that easier, softer way? 
Had enough of that same old time-tested direction? 
Then you are ready for RENT A SPONSOR! 

Standard features include: 

NO reading, NO writing, NO deadlines.
Working only the steps you want, in the order you choose. 
Ability to take other peoples inventory promptly. 
24 call line for whining countless hours.

We know how unique you are & we do understand. 
Why walk the walk when you can simply talk the talk?
Yes, at RENT A SPONSOR we know what you want!


Mary Christine said...

cute. the sad thing is, you could probably make a fortune if you charged for this service!

Anonymous said...

I am so grateful to have a sponsor who takes a 2x4 and lovingly taps me upside the head when my brain begins circling around ears. Among my favorites: "You're not at Step 12, yet." The comment got me back into those first 3 Steps where I needed to focus.

Syd said...

I think that some people I know would like that.