todAAy
i AAm
grAAteful
&
thAAnkful
that my yesterday was ...
busy,
serene,
peaceful,
productive,
fulfilling
and very enjoyable
What more can one ask for?
My goal in life is to survive. Everything else is just a bonus.
-"The Lockhorns"
BONUS...
I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.
Got a call center in Pakistan.
I told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
~ anonymous
i AAm
grAAteful
&
thAAnkful
that my yesterday was ...
busy,
serene,
peaceful,
productive,
fulfilling
and very enjoyable
What more can one ask for?
My goal in life is to survive. Everything else is just a bonus.
-"The Lockhorns"
BONUS...
I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.
Got a call center in Pakistan.
I told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
~ anonymous
8 comments:
call center in pakistan... now THAT is really funny!
That photo is beyond disturbing, please stop.
that's wrong daave, it's just wrong. good for you.
ewwwwww
Liked the Bonus comment a lot. Outsourcing a call center is funny. Sounds almost like the first time I called Hotline. Someone was laughing...
short and sweet is fine
Dear dAAve,
great post ! I'm glad you had a good day.
some giraff. really liked the Bonus.
love you
You are so SICK. And of course Hayden told you to call them back and demand a Stretch HUMMER.
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