1. U can't count your hair
2. U can't wash your eyes with soap
3. U can't breathe when your tongue is out 

Put your tongue back in, fool. 

10 Things I know about you... 

1) U are reading this
2) U are human
3) U can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips
4) U just attempted to do it
6) U are laughing at yourself
7) U have a smile on your face and you skipped No.5
8) U just checked to see if there is a No.5
9) U laugh at this because you aren’t an idiot & everyone else does it too
10) U are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it