Sunday, February 25, 2007

2 jokes I like

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years. He came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. What's wrong, Bill?" she asked. "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?" "Oh, Bill, you didn't" she exclaimed. "Yes, I did." He replied. My God, Bill, what happened?" "I got fired." "No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?" "Oh...she got fired too."


There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned." The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven." The young woman said, "Last night my boyfriend made mad, passionate love to me seven times." The priest thought long and then said, "Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and drink the juice." The young woman asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?"
The priest said, "No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face."

1 comment:

Zane said...

Daave, I have missed you the last few days. And tonite I caought up with your blog for the last two weeks. Glad you enjoyed ur vac and
HAYDEN. It seems like eons since I saw you. Met Pam at Lambda on
Mardi Gras Nite. She seemed to enjoy the parade. Had a blast. My panty hose broke and I flabbed twelve people to Ben Taub and there are pictures of me with them down to my knees and then my ankles.(the panyt hose, not the people) NOT A PRETTY PICTURE.Probably see you on Wed. The city has a serenity to it now that you are back. I can feel your presence. Luv ya.

Zana Mae