First, a video for you, then a joke.
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Bono, the lead singer of the band, U2, is famous throughout the entertainment industry for being more than just a little self-righteous.
At a recent U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland, he asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands, once every few seconds.
Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the microphone, "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."
A voice with a broad Scottish accent from the front of the crowd pierced the quiet. . .
"Well, foockin stop doin it then, ya evil basturd !"
8 comments:
I couldn't get the video to open. But I'm with the guy from Scotland.
Love the video. I used to be known for preferring older men, but this one is even a bit old for me... even with the, um, accoutrement.
now thats a boner... or maybe a bono.
Since your on jokes here's one for you...
Drunk staggers out of a bar (go figure), and of course, there's a cop just waiting to bust him.
Drunk gets in his car and drives away, weaving his merry way down the rode. Not a minute later the cop blasts up behind him with the lights flashing. Pulls him over, walks up to the driver, and says, "Been drinking tonight?"(why do the always state the obvious) Drunk replies, "Oh no officer, I'm the D.D. tonight." Officer says, "Yeah, I thinking your failing your official duty. Please step out of the vehicle so I can give you a breathalizer test."
Drunk gets out of the car, and steps on back for his test. He blows, and the cop reads the results. Cops face goes slack, saying, "That can't be right, it reads 0.0! You'll have to take it again". Again, the cop is dumbfounded, it still reads 0.0! The drunk looks at the cop, and says, "I told you I was the D.D., the Designated Decoy."
Nothing like manipulation from an alcoholic. - Have a great day!
Foook, yeah!
Nut.
There, I said it.
That video is so sick ... my abs hurt from laughing so hard. :D
Thanks, Daave. I love to start the day laughing!
BWHAAHAHAHAHA! On both counts.
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