Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel " pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land".
Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land".
Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the promised land!
Furthermore, I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, No mail delivery on Saturdays in 2011 and etc... I called Lifeline, the suicide help line.
Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan .
I told them I was suicidal.
They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...
10 comments:
Very funny. Have a good weekend.
I was going to say "we're doomed!" but then I saw your admonishment to be gentle. So, I don't really know how to say it in a gentle way. So, Good Morning David.
lol that's a funny, yet not far enuff away from the truth to be REALLY funny post lol
good morning and thanks for the smile dAAve!
LOL VERY funny! Have an awesome dAAy!!!
I can (and do) drive a truck. Will you save me a parking space?
Blessings and aloha...
So funny. Had to read it to my husband and we both had a good belly laugh. You make a point and put a good slant on it! Thank YOU.
Hey dAAve...do you know Celso from San Antonio Lambda? (aka Crystal Vapors) I was with him this weekend at an AA event. He goes to the Houston shows, but "there are a lot of Daves!".
Kim from sAn Antonio
Bo ho ho cry baby. Yes We Can. Go to Canada.
Gentle? This post is not gentle and not funny.
Not gentle, not funny, not true,
not helpful.
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