A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful.
She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake.
He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"
The blonde said, "I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."
The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"
The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits. I can splash it on my eyes."
7 comments:
Oh my goodness.
I love blonde jokes cause I think they make us sound so smart and savvy. Have a good saturday.
Omigosh! I had to show this one to my hubby. We're both sitting here laughing now. :D
Way to go, dAAve.
.. if there are a bunch of blonde alcoholic bloggers out there, you could have a riot on your hands!! I hear that (much like all the dark haired alcoholics), they are not the greatest when it comes to critisicm! Have a fabulous weekend Daave!
that was great aaahhahahahah I love blonde jokes and it has been awhile- HAPPY sATURDAY
oh! I loved it!!!!
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