Sunday, May 13, 2012

Inner Peace

If you can start the day without caffeine,  

If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,  

If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,  

If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,  

If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,  

If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,  

If you can conquer tension without medical help,  

If you can relax without alcohol,   

If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,  

...Then You Are Probably ......... 

The Family Dog!


Debbi said...

I was beginning to feel pretty darned bad about myself reading this list. Who could possibly measure up? Who could possibly start the day with caffeine, for that matter? Good one!

Mary Christine said...

That's funny!

Syd said...