Sunday, September 16, 2012

Drunk Woman

This is NOT a true story.  I'm not married.

My wife Vicky and I were sitting at a table at my high school
reunion, and kept staring at a drunken woman swigging her drink, as she sat alone at a nearby table.

Vicky asks, 'Greg, do you know her?'

'Yes,' I sighed. 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she started
drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.

"My goodness!' said Vicky, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
So you see, there really are two ways to look at everything.