Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.
A penny saved is a government oversight.
The easiset way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
Did you ever notice:
The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are "XL" ?
If you can smile when things go wrong, you probably have someone in mind to blame.
A penny saved is a government oversight.
The easiset way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
Did you ever notice:
The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are "XL" ?
If you can smile when things go wrong, you probably have someone in mind to blame.
and a little story to leave you with ...
God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him, "Lord, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other words, we can now do what you did in the beginning."
"Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replies God.
"Well," says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of you and breathe life into it, thus creating man."
"Well, that's interesting. Show Me."
So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil.
"Oh no, no, no..." interrupts God, "Get your own dirt."
God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him, "Lord, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other words, we can now do what you did in the beginning."
"Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replies God.
"Well," says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of you and breathe life into it, thus creating man."
"Well, that's interesting. Show Me."
So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil.
"Oh no, no, no..." interrupts God, "Get your own dirt."
5 comments:
I don't know why we don't just meet for coffee every morning...since we are the early birds;) Enjoy your satruday...I hope you've found something to keep your hair from blowing in your eyes while driving the convertable at the gay pride parade.
He' wearing my HOT PINK picture hat.
I can't stop laughing at that picture! Have a great dAAy dAAve.
I like the penny saved is an oversight of the government. Too true.
"Get your own dirt" yes, I like it!
I just love your humor, Daave.
I trust you all had fun tonight.
Lady A felt strongly about cleaning up her abode before sleeping there for her first night.
We got a lot done and hopefully she feels a bit better.
We are both still sober, I know that!!!
It was my pleasure to be with her and get to know her better.
Love you dAAve.
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