Saturday, February 02, 2008

Jesus is watching you

A burglar broke into a house one night.

He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot. "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."

The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
The burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird 'Moses'?"

"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler 'Jesus'."


Mary Christine said...

That's a good one. Have a great Saturday Daaaaaaaaave.

Todd HellsKitchen said...


Anonymous said...

that's so funny!

Bill said...

Oh, Jesus!

sojo said...

Hey, a very funny joke I can send my very religious parents! Thanks Daave!

Zane-nawwaa said...

Oh, mein GOTT en der himmel. Now these diampers you spoke of on Scott W's post - are they Depends or Pampers. HEE HEE HEE HEE.

johno said...

hilarious, have a good weekend :)

Gledwood said...

That is good!

Hey ~::~ share the love!

it is a tag.

Spread as many ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥s as you can... have fun!!

Scott W said...

How do they make those damned hearts?