Thursday, March 13, 2008

a potpourri

Criss Angel is at it again!

this guy is tooooo much!!

todAAy i AAm grAAteful & thAAnkful

that Scott picked a really good speaker for the noon meeting yesterday; she only has about 33 years of sobriety (so far), tells a good story and tells it with humility and humor

that my life is so different and so much better than the last year of my drinking

for political incorrectness (I'm old-fashioned)

for more beautiful weather here in H-town where our NBA team just won their 20th consecutive basketball game

THIS is not meant to be bathroom humor, butt...
it's not a charmin' story!

Do you prefer that you be right, or that you be happy?
-A Course in Miracles

Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!"
Miraculously, a parking place appeared.
Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one."


Bill said...

Hey, I'm Irish!

Thanks, that's a good one!

Pam said...

I wanted to watch the little movie, but when I turned it on I was too afraid it was going to be a horror movie...I could not bring myself to watch it :(
LOVE the quote at the bottom!

Mary Christine said...

How many times were my prayers just like that!

Zane-nawwaa said...

I'm Irish too. HEE HEE HA HA HO HO Har Har. Poor Paddy. Did he also get his pint of whiskey?

Scott W said...

Oh, that is all just too wrong.

Syd said...

Telling your story with humor and humility is wonderful. I hope to get past the pain part eventually.

Scott said...

gooo rockets! I moved from Houston the yr before they won their 1st title with Hakim the Dream Olajuwon... I got to go see them play in the old Summit, it was awesome!!