this guy is tooooo much!!
todAAy i AAm grAAteful & thAAnkful
that Scott picked a really good speaker for the noon meeting yesterday; she only has about 33 years of sobriety (so far), tells a good story and tells it with humility and humor
that my life is so different and so much better than the last year of my drinking
for political incorrectness (I'm old-fashioned)
for more beautiful weather here in H-town where our NBA team just won their 20th consecutive basketball game
THIS is not meant to be bathroom humor, butt...
it's not a charmin' story!
Do you prefer that you be right, or that you be happy?
-A Course in Miracles
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!"
Miraculously, a parking place appeared.
Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one."