Monday, March 17, 2008

Another Day of Victory





todAAy i AAm grAAteful & thAAnkful

that I have learned to recognize when I'm getting overwhelmed and how to nip it in the bud before the insanity returns (usually)

that on Saturday night, I got to hear another friend tell what it was like, what happened and what it's like now

that I was asked to read a part in Bob S's one-act play, "King of the Hill";
we did this last night at a community theatre and I forgot to stay afterward to sign autographs

for the fun of listening to Lisa Lampanelli for 1 ½ hours

tha I have been on this planet for 54 years; never thought that would happen!

that I'm sober enough to be a bit worried about Kenny.
He hasn't responded to my emails. Does anyone have any information?

Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column that he had died. He quickly phoned his best friend, Finney.
"Did you see the paper?" asked Gallagher. "They say I died!!"
"Yes, I saw it!" replied Finney. "Where are ye callin' from?"

An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut . The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.
He says, "Sir, have you been drinking?"
"Just water," says the priest.
The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?"
The priest looks at the bottle and says, "Good Lord! He's done it again!"





17 comments:

Boston B. said...

great to see you yesterday. maybe i'll see you this morning...

Mary Christine said...

Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear Daaaaaave, Happy Birthday to you!

Best wishes for a wonderful 54th birthday!

XXXOOO, MC

dirtydishes said...

Happy Birthday, daave.

Scott W said...

Happy Birthday, you old fag!

Trailboss said...

Happy Birthday Dave. I second So's comment, you ole fag you!

Have a great day.

Trudging said...

Happy Birthday brother

Kathy Lynne said...

I enjoy reading your comments on other people's blogs but never quite made it to yours. So I decided to follow Mary Christine's suggestion and come on over to wish you a Happy Birthday! Have wonderful sober day.

Tab said...

{{Tab giving Dave an armload of hugs for his belly button b-day!}}

I am right beside you on that first note your wrote on your list here Dave.I had a bad day on Saturday....by Sunday I knew I had to take some steps back..Today I feel better having nipped my overwhelmness in the but also:)

As for Kenny.I have wondered about him also.Be sure to let us know if you make contact with him.

You have a lot to be grateful this birthday my blogger buddy and I just know you will embrace it with all of your heart and sanity XO

Thanks for sharing!

Tab said...

*butt...not but..lol..typo!

Tab said...

PS.I found the birthday cake I uploaded for you last year from the internet still in my files..
It is there for you again this year with a little greeting for ya!
xo

Syd said...

Happy Birthday Dave. Hope that you have a grateful day.

Zane-nawwaa said...

Ha Happy Birthday to YOU
BA boom ba boom
Ha Happy Birthday to You
Ba boom ba boom
Thats it.

Pam said...

Happy Birthday Daave...I'm so happy that you are older than me !

Bill said...

I waited for hours at the stage door, clutching a pen and my autograph book.

Happy Birthday, anyway, you forgetful old thing.

Scott said...

happy birthday, my friend! here's a big old birthday hug from Ohio!

molly said...

happy birfday!!!!!

dailypiglet said...

holy crap! i'm sorry i wasn't over here sooner to wish you HAPPY HAPPY belly-button birthday!

you are awesome and so like a "star" for forgetting to stay after to sign autographs :)