I rear-ended a car this morning.
So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.
You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a dwarf!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!'
So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'
note: no, I didn't have an accident; this was a joke
todAAy i AAm grAAteful & thAAnkful
for the small-ish group of regulars who attend the 6:30am AA meeting at Lambda; we have become very close
that I'll never be a saint (not by any stretch of the imagination)
that my ego is not so large that I think I can speak for you; I was watching a man on the "news" who was talking about how Americans feel this and feel that, would never do this or do that, etc...
Who the hell does he think he is?
that our TV's are all connected now and the broadband is operating smoothly; I was having to take my laptop to Lambda and Starbucks to get online
Values are like fingerprints. Nobody's are the same, but you leave 'em all over everything you do.