Sunday, November 19, 2006

The Princess

Once upon a time,
in a land far away,
a beautiful, independent,
self assured princess
happened upon a frog as she sat,
contemplating ecological issues
on the shores of an unpolluted pond
in a verdant meadow near her castle.
A frog hopped into the princess’ lap
and said: Elegant Lady, I was once
a handsome prince, until an evil witch
cast a spell upon me.
One kiss from you, however, and I will
turn back into the dapper, young prince
that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry
and setup housekeeping in your castle
with my mother, where you can prepare my meals,
clean my clothes, bear my children,
and forever feel grateful and happy in doing so.
That night, as the princess dined sumptuously
on a repast of lightly sauteed frog legs
seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce,
she chuckled to herself and thought:
“I don’t fucking think so”

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

THATS SO FUNNY...

LOL
thanks dave...

Redhead Gal said...

I love that one! Thanks, dAAve.

Anonymous said...

Hehe

lash505 said...

Ha daave were you the princess..lol

Motorcycle Mike - Sober Biker said...

You turkey.

Thanks for being...

SCoUt said...

Good one!
Peace and good laughs,
Scout

Mary Christine said...

Story of my life.

Anonymous said...

bwooo hahahaha! Hilarious! Thanks for the laugh, Dave :)

Tab said...

Good One :P