Saturday, December 06, 2008

Bargain Children's Books

1. You Are Different, and That’s Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad’s New Wife, Robert
4. Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers, and Scissors: An I-Can-Do Book
6. The Kid’s Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Bobby Was So Bad His Mom Stopped Loving Him
8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
9. All Cats go to Hell
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
11. Some Kittens Can Fly
12. That’s it, I’m Putting You up for Adoption
13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
16. The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy
17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
19. You Were an Accident
20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
21. Pop! Goes the Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
22. The Man in the Moon is Actually Satan
23. Your Nightmares Are Real
24. Where Would You Like to be Buried?

25. Eggs, Toilet Paper and Your School
26. Why Can’t Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical Outlet be Friends? A See-for-Yourself Book
27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

10 comments:

Mary Christine said...

Funny.

Lou said...

You were an accident..My favorite!
I'm thinking 70% of all humans fall in that category if the truth be known!

Pam said...

HaHa.
;)

Findon said...

Where mom and Dad hide neat things. Brilliant.

Scott W said...

I espied you this morning.

Todd HellsKitchen said...

OMG! These aren't on the approved list at work!

Zanejabbers said...

OMG. Pop goes the hamster. ROFLMAO.

Bill said...

I must get busy with my Christmas shopping, and this list will be a big help. Thanks!

steveroni said...

I was an accident??

I AM an accident!

Syd said...

I think that I really was an accident.