Saturday, August 29, 2009

in (the) service

A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.

"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"
"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action.
"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up. Relax and enjoy yourself."

The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"
"1955, ma'am."
"Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955!"

She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times. Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955."

The Sergeant Major said in his serious voice, after glancing at his watch, "I hope not; it's only 2130 now."

10 comments:

Scott said...

lol... very nice lol

thanks for the daily smile my friend! I have GOT to get back down to Houston for coffee again!

Scott W said...

Okay, everyone...collective groan.

Pam said...

;)

Tall Kay said...

Off to a good start today with lots of giggles. Enjoy your day!

Ed G. said...

Hadn't heard this one in a while...

Nicely done...

Blessings and aloha...

lash505 said...

That is very good Dave,we all need laughter.. Hey I am hoping to head down to your neck of the woods soon.. Barbecue again??

Mary Christine said...

huh?

Mary Christine said...

Oh.

Susan DeAngelis said...

Once again, you made me giggle out loud, Dave...

Hugs,
Sue

Syd said...

Very good. You got me.