Friday, June 02, 2006

another scam

BE WARNED! I don't know if you shop at the Home Depot, but this may be useful to know.

I have become a victim of a clever scam. This happened to me and it could happen to you. Here's how the scam works: Two strapping muscular 18-year-old males come over to your truck as you are packing your shopping into the back of your vehicle. They both take off their shirts and start cleaning your windshield, revealing their young muscular arms, back and wash board abs. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in your back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, yesterday, and most likely tomorrow. If you know anyone that might be vulnerable to such a scam, you might want to warn them.

19 comments:

ElKay said...

just an observation...

maybe you should have tried to keep your wallet near you instead of focusing on their uh... copulation...

Anonymous said...

what did you do monday ?

Mary Christine said...

You are too funny Daave.

BigSkymAAck said...

What a fantasy world that must have come from. LMAO

Scott said...

dAAve, dAAve, dAAve... I am sure there is a step somewhere for this problem of yours, he he

Shannon said...

I just shot yougurt out of my nose from laughing

Gwen said...

U fun~e man, vewy fun~e man

joey said...

Ummm. Which Home Depot?

Sober @ Sundown said...

You sure have a lot of wallets. How many do you own?

Tab said...

Have a great weekend ...
any home reno plans ?
Is that a home dept flyer in your
bathroom? Happy wallet shopping:P
LOL ....

Tracie said...

Did you say anyone who might be vulnerable or anyone who might WANT to be vulnerable. Too funny.

Curtis said...

I just thought of several things I need to pick up at the Home Depot!

Sober Chick said...

You must have needed lots of work done on your house Thursday.

LOL!

Daily Piglet said...

YUM-MEE!!! God in heaven, those are angels Dave and they were sent to you.

God, how lucky you are!!!

Emkay said...

Thanks for posting a comment on my blog, I will look into AA. And thanks also for the laugh on yours. :-) Wishing you continued success, Emkay

Mr. H.K. said...

Hehehehe

NMAMFQLMSH said...

blahahahaha....home depot has become one of my all time favorite stores. but i've never had anything like that happen to me.
i see you,
jj

Marty Grimes said...

That gave me a good laugh. I'm glad Best Gay Blogs introduced us to your wit.

I have heard anecdotes that some guys who are looking for work in front of Home Depot are indeed willing to take on many types of, er, jobs.

Anonymous said...

Funny. And, by the way, you're a hottie, Dave.
Dan