I have become a victim of a clever scam. This happened to me and it could happen to you. Here's how the scam works: Two strapping muscular 18-year-old males come over to your truck as you are packing your shopping into the back of your vehicle. They both take off their shirts and start cleaning your windshield, revealing their young muscular arms, back and wash board abs. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in your back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, yesterday, and most likely tomorrow. If you know anyone that might be vulnerable to such a scam, you might want to warn them.
17 comments:
just an observation...
maybe you should have tried to keep your wallet near you instead of focusing on their uh... copulation...
what did you do monday ?
You are too funny Daave.
What a fantasy world that must have come from. LMAO
dAAve, dAAve, dAAve... I am sure there is a step somewhere for this problem of yours, he he
I just shot yougurt out of my nose from laughing
U fun~e man, vewy fun~e man
Ummm. Which Home Depot?
You sure have a lot of wallets. How many do you own?
I just thought of several things I need to pick up at the Home Depot!
You must have needed lots of work done on your house Thursday.
LOL!
YUM-MEE!!! God in heaven, those are angels Dave and they were sent to you.
God, how lucky you are!!!
Thanks for posting a comment on my blog, I will look into AA. And thanks also for the laugh on yours. :-) Wishing you continued success, Emkay
Hehehehe
blahahahaha....home depot has become one of my all time favorite stores. but i've never had anything like that happen to me.
i see you,
jj
That gave me a good laugh. I'm glad Best Gay Blogs introduced us to your wit.
I have heard anecdotes that some guys who are looking for work in front of Home Depot are indeed willing to take on many types of, er, jobs.
Funny. And, by the way, you're a hottie, Dave.
Dan
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