Please do not be offended. These are for comedic purposes only.
Mexican words of the day
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.
When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.
My fren wanted to become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.
4. *Texas *
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home, wondering where I'm at!
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.
We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry wheelchair.
10. *Chicken* *wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey harassment nothing to me.
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.
13. *Body wash*
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.
That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?