Please do not be offended. These are for comedic purposes only.
Mexican words of the day
1. *Cheese*
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.
2. *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.
3. *Shoulder*
My fren wanted to become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.
4. *Texas *
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home, wondering where I'm at!
5. *Herpes*
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.
6. *July*
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!
7. *Rectum*
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!
8. *Chicken*
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.
9. *Wheelchair*
We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry wheelchair.
10. *Chicken* *wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
11. *Harassment*
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey harassment nothing to me.
12. *Bishop*
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.
13. *Body wash*
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.
14. *Budweiser*
That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?
6 comments:
Jewell get into some trouble over this Daave.
I. cannot. stop. laughing.
WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY two good.
Marvellous
Jour soo silly Daave
hahaha 8 - 12 and 14 are hi -larious! Good stuff
You are thankfully not politically correct.
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