Saturday, May 02, 2009

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Please do not be offended. These are for comedic purposes only.




Mexican words of the day



1. *Cheese*

The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.



2. *Mushroom*

When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.



3. *Shoulder*

My fren wanted to become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.



4. *Texas *

My fren always Texas me when I'm not home, wondering where I'm at!



5. *Herpes*

Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.



6. *July*

Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!



7. *Rectum*

I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!



8. *Chicken*

I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.



9. *Wheelchair*

We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry wheelchair.



10. *Chicken* *wing*

My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.



11. *Harassment*

My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey harassment nothing to me.



12. *Bishop*

My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.



13. *Body wash*

I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.



14. *Budweiser*

That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?

6 comments:

Mary Christine said...

Jewell get into some trouble over this Daave.

Scott W said...

I. cannot. stop. laughing.

Findon said...

WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY two good.
Marvellous

♥Shann♥ said...

Jour soo silly Daave

Queenneenee said...

hahaha 8 - 12 and 14 are hi -larious! Good stuff

Syd said...

You are thankfully not politically correct.