Nominated as best short joke this year.
A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. "Mom", he asked, "Are these my brains?"
"Not yet," she replied.
todAAy i AAm grAAteful & thAAnkful
for the simple and indisputable fact that today, I am sober!
to get phone calls from new friends who are trying to stay sober for a day
that random events seem to happen each day
that I slept so late yesterday morning (until 8:30am)
for some good progress on the new house
Destiny is no matter of chance. It is a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved.
-William Jennings Bryan