Things I might have heard...

Things overheard at 12 Step meetings...

• Treat your mind like a bad neighborhood - don't go there alone.
• Ten out of ten people die, so don't take life too seriously.
• Be profound, funny or quiet. After you talk in a meeting, listen to hear if you said anything.
• I don't need your help today.... Love, God.
• Our sickness is between our ears.
• Want to hear God laugh? Tell Him your plans.
• Don't expect to learn about people from books; a person can't fit in a bookcase.
• Now I can wake up and say, "Good morning, God!" rather than "Good God, it's morning!"
• When I turned myself over to God, I took my life out of the hands of an idiot.
• When the world comes to an end, it will do so without my permission.
• If you pray for a Cadillac and God sends a jackass, ride it.
• There's no one too dumb for this program, but it's possible to be too smart.
• All I wanted was to control you, myself and everything else.
• My disease is an elephant. As long as I remember it's there, I won't get stepped on.
• Try praying. Nothing pleases God more than to hear a strange voice.
• Reality can be hell when you're only visiting.

Enjoy your Sunday. (if you want to)