Saturday, October 28, 2006

Near Death Experience

A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked," Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, brow lift, lip enhancement, boob job, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was hit and killed by a car.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of the car?"

God replied,
"Giiirrrlllllll, I didn't even recognize you."

5 comments:

Mary Christine said...

See what happens when you mess with mother nature?

Have a Happy Saturday Daave.

NMAMFQLMSH said...

hAAppy sAAturdAAy to you.
JJ
PS: Congratulations on not smoking......awesome stuff.

Anonymous said...

Haha ... Good one!

Designer Girl said...

Now, that's funny!

doughgirl said...

What a friggin riot....I really needed that today. Brian says hi all.