Sunday, October 15, 2006

You know you're Gay because ...

...You are ALWAYS ready for your close-up.
...You've actually lived out some of your fantasies.
...After a workout at the gym, you feel like a new man. And he's right there in the shower.
...You sing along heartily with songs that make most females cringe, like "Stand by your man".
...You know that pigs and bears are not necessarily rural wildlife.
...You've called someone "girlfriend" who is neither a girl nor a friend.
...You know how to program your VCR.
...You have at least one movie musical on video.
...You know that being called a "cheap slut" isn't actually an insult.
...There's a married guy somewhere who is terrified of you.
...You know that sex complicates things. So?
...You know how to dress strategically.
...Your car has an amusing female name.
...You can smile to let someone know you can't stand them.

12 comments:

Mary Christine said...

Daave, you are too much! So, what is your car's amusing female name?

recoveryroad said...

Erm. I don't have any musicals on video/dvd/cd....honest! But I can identify with some of the others...lol.

I hate musicals.

Scott said...

I am going down the list now... hmmm, close but no cigar! I know I have The Music Man around here somwhere...

Carly said...

Speaking of lists, I just read your 100 Things. You're a vibrant soul, and thank God you're sober and alive today.

Sober Chick said...

Cool colorful list!

Designer Girl said...

I love "Stand By Your Man"!!!

Tab said...

good to know...

lash505 said...

Daave take this list down,,hmhhmm where do I start?

Alcoholic Brain said...

Thanks for the fun!

SCoUt said...

I think I'll make a list for those of us who are Lebanese now....lol! I loved the slut line! Very amusing dAAve.
Peace,
Scout

Motorcycle Mike - Sober Biker said...

Thanks for being......

piglet said...

I love the last one, one of my most favorite traits of a gay man. (I've gotten it a lot until I grow on them.)

And, I really love gay men cos they are *mostly* safe.