You know you're Gay because ...

...You are ALWAYS ready for your close-up.
...You've actually lived out some of your fantasies.
...After a workout at the gym, you feel like a new man. And he's right there in the shower.
...You sing along heartily with songs that make most females cringe, like "Stand by your man".
...You know that pigs and bears are not necessarily rural wildlife.
...You've called someone "girlfriend" who is neither a girl nor a friend.
...You know how to program your VCR.
...You have at least one movie musical on video.
...You know that being called a "cheap slut" isn't actually an insult.
...There's a married guy somewhere who is terrified of you.
...You know that sex complicates things. So?
...You know how to dress strategically.
...Your car has an amusing female name.
...You can smile to let someone know you can't stand them.