Sunday, January 28, 2007

C Dior and a Joke

Galliano style :
A model presents a creation by British designer John Galliano for Christian Dior during the Spring-Summer 2007 Haute Couture collections in Paris.
(AFP/Francois Guillot)

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. “Johnny, do you have a story to share?” “Yes, ma’am, my daddy told a story about my Aunt Karen. Aunt Karen was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane was hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a small flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down and then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops.
She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, ‘till the blade broke and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.”
“Good heavens,” said the horrified teacher, “What kind of moral did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?
“Stay away from Aunt Karen when she’s been drinking.”


An Irish Friend of Bill said...

Cool. I love weird stuff like that. its certainly not dull, thats for sure. We are having utterly FABULOUS weather over here. Hope you have a LOVELY sunday Daave..

Pam said...

Hope you have a nice Sunday Dave!

Scott W said...

I ran into Aunt Karen once at Sunday afternoon karoke at JR's once.

SoberSteve said...

Its amazing How many Aunt Karens are in this world. Have a greAAt Sunday

Scott said...

lol great story my friend, keep 'em comin'!

Mary Christine said...

Aunt Karen is one of my many best friends!

Noor Azman Othman GBE said...

LOL! Gee dAAve, you really make me laugh in the wee morning (12:58AM).

That's why I love your blog. Every posts is wonderful. Keep on posting, dAAve.


Redhead Gal said...

Lol, thanks for the joke.

That hat makes Camilla Parker Bowles' hats look normal.