Saturday, July 29, 2006

and now, ...

A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered dolphins that could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of seagulls.
One day his supply of the birds ran out, so he had to go out and trap some more. On the way back, he spied two lions asleep on the road. Afraid to wake them, he gingerly stepped over them.
Immediately, he was arrested and charged with transporting gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises.

2 comments:

recoveryroad said...

I've had a pretty sh*tty day (but a sober one) and that was just the thing needed for me to guffaw. Lame but funny.

Ta for the laugh. :-)

SCoUt said...

Oh
My
G-d,
dAAve.