Saturday, July 22, 2006

The Operation

A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience.
Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 40
years, 2 months and 8 days to live." Upon recovery, the woman decided to
stay in the hospital and have a facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck.
She even had someone come in and change her hair color.

Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make
the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the

While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another
40 years. Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"

God replied, "I didn't recognize you."


Scott said...

he he thats great, thanks for the laff!


Once again you have started my day off with a laugh. For that I thank you.
I see you,

Scott W said...


castor said...

Hahahaha! As you see, God isn't all knowing! Hahahahaha!

Gwen said...

LLLLLoooovve it ;)

Daily Piglet said...

Very funny!!!