Saturday, August 12, 2006

from da hills ...

Attorney: "May I help you?
Hillbilly: "Yea, I want to get one of them dayvorces".
Attorney: "Well do you have any grounds?"
Hillbilly: "Yea, I got about a hundred acres."
Attorney: "No, you don't understand, do you have a case?"
Hillbilly: "No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere."
Attorney: "I mean, do you have a grudge?"
Hillbilly: "Yea, I got a grudge. That's where I park my John Deere."
Attorney: "No sir, I mean do you have a suit?"
Hillbilly: "Yes sir, I got a suit, I wear it to church on Sundays."
Attorney: "Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?"
Hillbilly: "No sir, we both get up about 4:30 in the morning."
Attorney: "Well, is she a nagger or anything?!?!?!?"
Hillbilly: "No she's a little white gal, but our last child wasn't."
Hillbilly: "That's why I want this here dayvorce."


It's InTheBook said...

No comment.

Designer Girl said...

Omigosh...I'm laughing so hard, yet I feel guilty I'm enjoying it so much!

Mary Christine said...

ooooh. that's bad.

Gwen said...

Grins ~

Diego said...

lol.....Am sure it happens.....

Ricky!!! said...

Classic Case of some it!!

Shannon said...

I just spit my water out laughing in shocck LOL