Saturday, December 09, 2006

Christmas Carols

PC Christmas Carol titles ...

1. "I'm Dreaming of a Colorless, Non-Religious-Specific Day-Off in Winter"
2. "Let it Perform a Favorite Weather Pattern, Let it Perform a Favorite Weather Pattern, Let it Perform a Favorite Weather Pattern"
3. "O Quaint Town of Palestinian Joint Rule"
4. "5pm to 6am without noise"
5. "Yonder in the Haystack"
6. "I Visualized My Gynocentric Guardian Kissing a Non-Gender Specific Person who is Known to Wear a Red Suit"
7. "Supreme Being of Your Choice Rest Ye Merry Gentlepeople"
8. "Homo sapien of Crystallized Vapor"
9. "I Merely Desire a Pair of Incisors During the Last Full Week of December"
10. "Exuberance Directed to the Planet"
11. "Adorn the Vestibule"
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answers (if you must)
1. I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas
2. Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow
3. O Little Town of Bethlehem
4. Silent Night
5. Away in a Manger
6. I Saw Momman Kissing Santa Claus
7. God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
8. Frosty the Snowman
9. All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth
10. Joy To The World
11. Deck the Halls

8 comments:

Mary Christine said...

Thanks for the laugh dAAve. Have a great weekend.

NMAMFQLMSH said...

I knew I could count on a good post from you!
JJ

Pam said...

If I had known I could scroll down and see the answers, I wouldn't have worked so hard trying to figure out the songs!! Good start for the morning.

dAAve said...

pam --
Are you referring to the easier, softer way?

Mark said...

NOOOOOOO!!!!!

Not PC Christmas Carols!!!!!

NOOOOOOO!!!!!

Say It Ain't SOOOOOOO!!!!!

Designer Girl said...

Ha! Got 'em all without looking, except for Frosty the Snowman.

This is almost too close to reality, though. In one church I attended several years ago, they actually had changed "Gentlemen" to "Gentlepeople." Kinda takes the fun and nostalgia out of it.

Designer Girl said...

Hey dAAve,

TAG you're it! Here are the rules: Each player of this game starts with the 6 Weird Things About You. People who get tagged need to write a blog entry of their own 6 Weird Things as well as state this rule clearly. Have fun! :)

psychbaby said...

As always dAAve
:)
smile