Saturday, December 02, 2006

Idle Thoughts

GROWING OLDER ...

I had amnesia once -- or twice.

I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what?

Protons have mass?? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

They told me I was gullible. And I believed them.

Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto a freeway.

Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.

Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail.

What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.

How can there be self-help "groups"?

Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?

It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.

Is it my imagination, or do Buffalo wings taste like chicken?

7 comments:

Mary Christine said...

I didn't know protons were Catholic either!

Anonymous said...

very funny!!!!

NMAMFQLMSH said...

have a great weekend bro
jj

Scott said...

actually dAAve, if they were Catholic, they'd have Mass, rather than mass! lol You crack me up man! Have a great dAAy my friend.

Shannon said...

LOL it was the "mass and not knowing they were Catholic" statement that cracked me up! LOL
Happy Saturday

lash505 said...

I thought electrons were catholic daave. Whats old??82

Anonymous said...

Proper Buffalo Wings taste more like Battery Acid than chicken... with celery and blue cheese dressing on the side...