GROWING OLDER ...
I had amnesia once -- or twice.
I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what?
Protons have mass?? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
They told me I was gullible. And I believed them.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto a freeway.
Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.
Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail.
What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?
The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
How can there be self-help "groups"?
Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?
It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.
Is it my imagination, or do Buffalo wings taste like chicken?