Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Mittwoch

Dear Santa,
I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do.
Love,
Teddy

Dear Teddy,
Look, your Dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid, fat mom, who rides his ass constantly? It's time to give up that dream. Let me get you some nice Legos instead. Maybe you can build yourself a family with those.
Santa


todAAy i AAm grAAteful & thAAnkful

for the Eyes Wide Shut meeting I attend every weekday morning at 6:30 -- yesterday we only had 4 people, but it was a very powerful meeting punctuated with honesty

for the first few hundred drunks who unwittingly became the founders of Alcoholics Anonymous

that life's lessons continue all around me if I care to look

that I got my first Christmas Card in the mail (from a friend, not a business)

for help from a recovering alkie (who is a geek) in setting up my new computer 'cause I could not do it properly

The thing about creativity is, people are going to laugh at it. Get over it.
-Twyla Tharp

14 comments:

Pam said...

I'm still waiting on my 1st Christmas Card to come....but I'm extremely optimistic!

NMAMFQLMSH said...

Hey I got my first Christmas card too.
JJ

Trudging said...

I don't send them so, I do not get them.

Trudging said...

Excllent video!

Tab said...

Hi Daave:)

SCoUt said...

Santa is kinda harsh these daze, but funny....
Peace and happy holidays, dAAve,
Scout

A Tampa Realtor said...

I love your harsh santa!

Peace..

AAwoken said...

That's funny....Not Christmas-like but funny.
Four people at a meeting? That's my kind of speed. There's something like 70 at the morning meeting I go to. I miss small meetings. (I thought I would never say that)

Shannon said...

oh thaT dear Santa thing made me shoot water out of my nose from laughing thanks

and Love your gratitude and appreciate you sharing.. Happy Wednesday and tomorrow is HNT YAY

Shannon said...

PS you reminded me that I need to get my cards out :)

lash505 said...

I only have business ones so far. wahhh

Anonymous said...

I got my first three Christmas cards two weeks ago.

I've sent out 8.

Sober @ Sundown said...

Hi dAAve,

Love the Santa letters. Please keep posting.....

Lots of new additions to your blog. It looks really cool.

Anonymous said...

yeah i love those bitter, twisted santas..