Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Home Away From Home

I've been to Hell in Norway, but never here ...

Tourists are causing a lot of anxiety — and are costing money — to a tiny village where signs keep disappearing. What do the signs read? "Welcome to Fucking, Austria." Pronounced "fooking," the little hamlet of Fucking is named after the man who founded the village in the 6th century. His name? Focko. The town sign has been stolen seven times in the last few months. With signs costing several hundred dollars apiece, much of the tiny town’s budget is being spent replacing the signs, says Siegfried Hoeppel, the Mayor of Fucking. He went on to express his hope that further thefts will be avoided through the use of increased concrete and . . . bigger screws.

Austria is indeed home to a town called 'Fucking' (48' 03"N 13' 51"E). Fucking - a town in Austria

3 comments:

GodlessMom said...

Perhaps they should officially change the name of the town to Fockoville or something? But that wouldn't be any fun. I'd love to have the name of that town printed on my checks!

Todd HellsKitchen said...

I've been to Hell on Grand Cayman... And I live in Hell's Kitchen.

Hell is a place. Fooking is a verb... How can you go to a verb?

Oh, those Austrians...

Todd HellsKitchen said...

Thanks for the clarification! ;)