Tagged a la Occupations

I've been tagged by Scott. The rules are to pick 5 occupations out of the list and complete the phrase. Add a couple of your own occupations to the end of the list then pass it on to at least 3 people.

The List:
If I could be a scientist...
If I could be a farmer...
If I could be a musician...
If I could be a doctor...
If I could be a painter...
If I could be a gardener...
If I could be a missionary...
If I could be a chef...
If I could be an architect...
If I could be a linguist...
If I could be a psychologist...
If I could be a librarian...
If I could be an athlete...
If I could be a lawyer...
If I could be an innkeeper...
If I could be a professor...
If I could be a writer...
If I could be a llama-rider...(by Ogre)
If I could be a bonnie pirate...(By Teach)
If I could be a servicemember...(By Jeremy)
If I could be a business owner...(By Blue 944)
If I could be an actor... (By Blue 944)
If I could be an agent...(By KelBel)
If I could be video game designer...(By KelBel)
If I could be a comic book artist...(By Stoli)
If I could be a hooker...(By Pollo Loco)
If I could be a crack addict (by Elizabeth)
If I could be a porn star (by Elizabeth)
If I could be a mime (by Garrison)
If I could be a domestic engineer (by Rick)
If I could be a chimney sweep (by laine)
If I could be a masseuse (by laine)
If I could be a taxi driver (by Brian)
If I could be a priest (by Brian)
If I could be a window cleaner (by Grace)
If I could be a gynecologist (by Grace)
If I could be a world leader...(by Scott)
If I could be a healer...(by Scott)
If I could be a proctologist...(by Dave)
If I could be a carpenter...(by Dave)

If I could be an athlete... I'd sure as hell be in better shape than I'm in now. But seriously folks, I would try to do something good with my money and celebrity and be involved with children's charities. I would play the game with the traditional values of sportsmanship and fair play.

If I could be a gynecologist... I would try to be involved in all sorts of activities. In other words, have my hands in everything.

If I could be an innkeeper... I would own a small B&B and take great personal care of my guests. They would want to come back and would be my marketing to other potential guests.

If I could be a painter... Actually, I am trying my hand now as an abstract artist. So I would work to refine what skill I have and try new things. You never know what can happen til you try it.

If I could be a missionary... I would definitely work in West Africa. Having been there many times, I know some of the needs of the people. I would not try to force my ideas and culture on them, but would try to show them how their own rich cultures can be used in the 21st century to help preserve what they have.

I am tagging the following blogger friends of mine (as this list grows):

Chad Fox ... just to see more of his creative juices
Jason ... for a WeHo slant on life
Jim ... just to see how Bitter Waiters think