Uses of the word "fuck"
If you are offended by the use of bad language fuck off now! Don't fucking read all of this fucking page and then say it annoys you.
FUCK is an international word. It doesn’t matter where you are in the world, everyone knows exactly what you mean when you say "Fuck OFF".
It's the atmosphere it creates, that's why you never read "Fuck off he hinted".
In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Jane) and intransitive (Jane was fucked by John). It can be an active verb (John really gives a fuck) or a passive verb (Jane doesn't give a fuck). Or an adverb (Jane is fucking interested in John) and a noun (Jane is a terrific fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Jane is fucking beautiful).
As you can see there are few words with the versatility of "fuck". Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:
Greetings ..... "HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU?"
Fraud ..... "I WAS FUCKED BY THE MCDONALD'S DRIVE-THRU"
Dismay ..... "OH, FUCK IT"
Trouble ..... "WELL, I GUESS I'M FUCKED AGAIN"
Aggression ..... "FUCK YOU !!"
Disgust ..... "FUCK ME !!"
Confusion ..... "I DON'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND THIS"
Difficulty ..... "THIS IS FUCKING HARD !!"
Despair ..... "FUCKED AGAIN !!"
Incompetence ..... "HE FUCKS UP EVERYTHING !!"
Displeasure ..... "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
Lost ..... "WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE?"
Disbelief ..... "UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE !!"
Retaliation ..... "UP YOUR FUCKING ASS !!"
Pain ..... "FUCK !! THAT HURT !!"
Pleasure ..... "Ooooooooooohhhhhhh FUCK !!"
Love ..... "DO YOU FUCK ON THE FIRST DATE?"
Starting a relationship ..... "LET'S FUCK NOW"
Surprise ..... "FUCKING HELL !! WHAT WAS THAT?"
Hate ..... "YOU FUCKER !!"
Disappointment ..... "THAT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR"
Lost ..... "WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE?"
Denial ..... "I DIDN'T FUCKING DO IT"
Perplexity ..... "I KNOW FUCK ALL ABOUT IT"
Apathy ..... "WHO GIVES A FUCK?"
Resignation ..... "OH - FUCK IT !!"
Suspicion ..... "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?"
Panic ..... "LET'S GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE !!"
Directions ..... "FUCK OFF !!"
Maternal ..... "MOTHERFUCKER !!"
Incestuous ..... "MOTHERFUCKER !!"
Ambiguity ..... "I'M NOT SO FUCKING SURE"
Have a nice Sunday.
2 comments:
That is so FUNNY!
I wonder what made you think of that.
What the hell was that and the hell is wrong with you I thought that was f****** lame who would ever talk about something like that Oh Right I Forgot It's You you stupid idiot I mean the F**** up don't nobody gives a damn about how you use the word f**** get out of here with that shit
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