Great Song Titles

With the end of the year approaching, I've been reminiscing about some of my favorite song titles. Surely, you've heard a few of these tunes ...

"If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You."

"If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me."

"How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?"

"I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well."

"I'm Still Missing You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better."

"I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight."

"I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here."

"If I Had Shot You When I first Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now."

"My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him."

"She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger."

"You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly."

"How Can I Kiss Those Lips at Night When They've Been Chewin' My Ass All Day Long?"