Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Revenge

Two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school were both virgins; they enjoyed losing their virginity to each other in 10th grade. When they graduated, they wanted both to go to the same college but, the girl was accepted to a college on the East Coast, and the guy went to a college on the West Coast. They agreed to be faithful to each other and to spend any time they could together. As time went on, the guy would call the girl and she would never be home, and when he wrote, she would take weeks to return the letters. Even when he emailed her, she took days to return his messages. Finally, she confessed to him that she wanted to date around. He didn’t take this very well and increased his calls, letters, and emails trying to win back her love. She soon became very annoyed with his persistence and now with a new boyfriend, she wanted to get him off her back.

So, this is what she did: she took a Polaroid picture of her sucking her new boyfriend’s unmentionables and sent it to her old boyfriend with a note reading, “I found a new boyfriend, leave me alone.”

Well, needless to say, this guy was broken but, even more so, he was pissed.

He wrote on the back of the photo the following, “Dear Mom and Dad, having a great time at college, please send more money! I’m getting desperate!” and mailed the picture to her parents.

15 comments:

Jeff Pioquinto,SJ said...

nice article and nice blog too. thanks

Morgana Anakina Black said...

Morgana Anakina Black has a feeling that girl was in reality a guy and/or you.
You see, mor.., girls usually know that action will bring loads of trouble. The way many girls react can vary of course on their wit but generally they would try to let down easy. That is why you don't see that anecdote played out in the real world.
Probably you haven't lost your resentments against women. Girls would behave completely and utterly different from what you just narrated.

A guy instead would try to drug her and take a picture like that without her consent (the sneaky behaviour)to ridicule her and put her in a difficult position in front of her parents. That is typical male. Women on the contrary, know the best strategy is to feign being bored all the time to ward off ex-boyfriends.
***PLEASE, DO not take your hate against women especially if you do not know how they would react in real life. These anecdotes are only a mysogynistic urban fiction of a few women-haters that envy most of women and secretly desire all their positions:conception,social aacceptance,lady treatment,marriage etc etc.
*Great envy is the reason*
Have a good day.

dAAve said...

Morgana - I WILL have a good day, even a GREAT day. One reason is because I try not to stereotype people as you have just done.
This post to which you refer was a joke sent via email to me several years ago. Most likely, it is fictional, but my, aren't you defensive about it?

Morgana Anakina Black said...

Do you identify with the guy doing his revenge? Because the point of the joke is actually to feel the sense of justice that sort of revenge may provide to the perpetrator.

There is too much hate towards women already. I just do not take these narratives and think probably you do not either. Probably you don't even like the same coming from a religious fanatical. again, nice day...

GodlessMom said...

I thought it was funny.

For as long as I've read your blog I've never had the impression that you hold any sort of preconceived bigotry towards anyone.

The humor is not about male/female. The humor is about someone getting what they deserve when they treat someone else badly. It would be just as funny if the roles were reversed.

Morgana is correct in that there is plenty of hatred out there. However it isn't all directed toward women. We all have our crosses. Where are we if we can't laugh at ourselves?

Ricky!!! said...

OMG Dave....what have you stirred up with these feminists out here? LOL

AAwoken said...

hornet's nest! Hornet's nest!!!!!
It is a fucking joke!

dAAve it is not worth the energy responding to moonbat stuff!!!!

AAwoken said...

i am now affixing my tinfoil hat to prevent retribution from mind control incantations.

muylajuana said...

I laughed, and I loved it and I knew it was a joke. Lighten up, Morgana.

Lisa said...

Geez Morgana, lighten up, it's just a joke. Personally I thought it was funny, in fact really funny!
Maybe you should go back into your castle and think about it.

Lisa

Sam said...

Made me laugh... Of course, my first thought was that he was going to send her a picture of him doing the same thing to HIS boyfriend.

Keep sharing the funnies!

Scott W said...

Morgana, your first response was at least in part copied and pasted, or so it seems. From what was that previously posted? Have you some resentment you have not yet make amends? Many grown women take offense at the term 'girl'. Many gay men do not.

muylajuana said...

OOOooooo Gurrrrl--How you do go on!

AAwoken said...
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AAwoken said...

I came home this afternoon and there is a crop circle in my back yard!!!!