Damn! If only I'd have known these were gonna take place, I would have entered. Sometimes, I'm just too stupid.
It was a night of suspense and absolute idiocy as the World Stupidity Awards awarded achievement in ignorance and stupidity in one of the hottest ticket's at Montreal's Just for Laughs Festival Friday night.
"It was absolute magic," said World Stupidity Awards Spokesmoron, Robert Spence. "To see some of the greatest accomplishments in ignorance finally recognized. There wasn't a dry eye in the house. "
Dubbed the "Oscars of Idiocy," host Lewis Black of The Daily Show led a crack team of comics and celebrities who handed out awards to thunderous applause. The night featured performances by Penn Gillette of Penn and Teller, Greg Proops of Whose Line is it Anyway? and comedian Andy Kindler.
The Stupidity Awards themselves were recognized, winning the new Stupidest Award Show of the Year category.
"This is beyond our wildest dreams," said Spence. "I feel like such an idiot."
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