Friday, January 13, 2006

My Previous Travels

There are 3 major things that define my life. Those are 1) that I am a homosexual 2) I am an alcoholic 3) my travels. This is a brief rundown on the places I've been and for how long. I logged this information from passport records and my own files.

AUSTRIA (1 day) .......... Salzburg
BELGIUM (4 days) ......... Antwerp, Brussels
BRASIL (28 days) ......... Rio de Janiero
CANADA (218 days) ...... St John's, Toronto, Montreal
CONGO, The (31 days) ... Pointe Noire
DENMARK (6 days) ......... Copenhagen, Esbjerg
EGYPT (82 days) .......... Alexandria, Cairo, Port Said, Port Suez
ENGLAND (662 days) ...... Guildford, London, Seven Oaks, Grimsby, Gt. Yarmouth, Hull, Leominster, Dartford, Manchester, Middlesbrough, Birmingham
FRANCE (2 days) .......... Paris, Chamonix
GABON (142 days) ........ Port Gentile, Libreville
GERMANY (21 days) ....... Berlin, Munchen, Hamburg, Cologne, Frankfurt, Bremerhaven
IRELAND (56 days) ......... Cork, Dublin
MALTA (65 days) ............ Valletta
MAURITANIA (27 days) ..... Nouakchott
MEXICO (32 days) ......... Coatzacoalcos, Acapulco, Monterrey, Mexico City
MOROCCO (132 dyas) ...... Agadir, Casablanca
NAMIBIA (4 days) ......... Walvis Bay (after it seceded South Africa)
NETHERLANDS, The (265 days) ........ Amsterdam, DenHelder, Den Haag, Harlingen
NIGERIA (261 days) ....... Lagos, Port Harcourt, Calabar
NORWAY (1 day) ............ Hell
SCOTLAND (79 days) ....... Aberdeen, Edinburgh, Lerwick, Peterhead
SENEGAL (280 days) ....... Dakar
SOUTH AFRICA (112 days) ......... Capetown, Durban, Johannesburg, Mossel Bay, Walvis Bay
SPAIN (67 days) ............ Las Palmas, Barcelona, Madrid
SWITZERLAND (2 days) ...... Geneva
TRINIDAD & TOBAGO (66 days) .......... Port of Spain
WALES (46 days) .......... Pembroke

The numbers are based on where I actually slept that night. I also went to Benin, Cape Verde and Mali, but was there for the day only. If you want to discuss any of these places, just shoot me an email (from my profile).

9 comments:

NMAMFQLMSH said...

Wow! Talk about world traveler. I'm jealous.
I see you,
JJ

Redhead Gal said...

that's a pretty amazing list. Do you work for National Geographic?

Mary Christine said...

I can't even imagine going to all those places. Does it bother you to stay in one place now?

AAwoken said...

Amazing. No quips!

Ricky!!! said...

Been around the world and i, i, i
I can’t find my baby
I don’t know when, I don’t know why
Why he’s gone away
And I don’t know where he can be, my baby
But I’m gonna find him

R.J. said...

Holy Shit!!! What kind of frequent flyer miles do you have stashed away? I honestly don't know anyone who has traveled that much.

craftlady said...

Not everyone can say they have been to Hell and back and what's more survived.

Lee said...

Definitely an impressive list! Many people don't even get to see a fraction of those places.

And is there a Hell, Norway? Or is that just your general impression of the place? ;-)

Shannon said...

I am impressed you can remeber everywhere you have been?