Saturday, February 14, 2009

stuff


A man and a woman who had never met before,
but who were both married to other people,
found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,.......... 'Ma'am,
I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.'
'Wow!...................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied. .............'Get your own fucking blanket.'

After a moment of silence, ......................he farted.


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7 comments:

Scott W said...

hee hee hee

Syd said...

Very funny. But also typical.

Mary Christine said...

That Peggy!

Sage Ravenwood said...

Thanks for chuckle today! (Hugs)Indigo

Pammie said...

Peggy knew how to work it I guess.
And it wouldn't have hurt that lady to get the guy a blanket!

Todd HellsKitchen said...

I knew a Peggy. Whatever happened to her??

Daily said...

i LOVE that cartoon! peggy is a whore.