Saturday, February 14, 2009

stuff


A man and a woman who had never met before,
but who were both married to other people,
found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,.......... 'Ma'am,
I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.'
'Wow!...................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied. .............'Get your own fucking blanket.'

After a moment of silence, ......................he farted.


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7 comments:

Scott W said...

hee hee hee

Syd said...

Very funny. But also typical.

Mary Christine said...

That Peggy!

Indigo said...

Thanks for chuckle today! (Hugs)Indigo

Pam said...

Peggy knew how to work it I guess.
And it wouldn't have hurt that lady to get the guy a blanket!

Todd HellsKitchen said...

I knew a Peggy. Whatever happened to her??

piglet said...

i LOVE that cartoon! peggy is a whore.