Saturday, May 06, 2006

Bed For Sale

I am trying to sell a bed frame I recently purchased. I ordered it over the Internet - it was a bit of an impulse buy. Now that it's arrived, I realize that it doesn't go with any of my other oak furniture.

I can't send it back because it was made to order. The bed frame is 100% hand carved and imported from India. The mattress is orthopedic, brand new, and hasn't been slept on.

I thought I would give you first dibs, but if you know of anyone else who might be interested please forward this, as I'd like to sell it ASAP.

I haven't named a price yet, but if you're interested let me know and we'll work something out.

8 comments:

castor said...

Hahahaha! It's indeed a bed for wet dreams in any case Hahahaha! Great!

Sober Chick said...

That bed works for both genders -- very arousing!

Matt said...

Hey, I want a penis bed! I bet I could have some VERY pleasant dreams in that thing.

Redhead Gal said...

Good golly! Don't let my husband see that!

doughgirl said...

Ill take it!!!!

Scott W said...

Why is there a stripper pole at the end of that bed?

Daily Piglet said...

Are you serious? There used to be a bakery in town that would make xrated cakes and such. It was a blast!

Lee said...

I need to know were are the bed how much you will sell and need to know what side it is queen or king side do not need the mattress but the bed frame for my wife love it you can e-mail me at cintronl@charter.net