Saturday, May 17, 2008

Best Song Titles

You've seen these before, but they're worth further consideration...

Best Country-Western Song Titles of All-Time...

1. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed
2. Get Your Tongue Otta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing
You Goodbye
3. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
4. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
5. Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?
6. Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
7. Got In At 2 With a 10, And Woke Up At 10 With a 2.
8. Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine
9. Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl,
But The Car Don't Run, So I Figure We Got An Even Deal
10. Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
11. Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
12. Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
13. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid
She'd Win
14. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonite
15. I'm So miserable Without You, It's Like Having You
16. I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lying On My Back
While I Cry Over You
17. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number
Two On You
18. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By
19. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
20. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love
21. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do
Miss Him
22. Please Bypass this Heart
23. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger
24. You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly


Scott W said...

"How Can I Kiss Those Lips of Yours After You've Been Chewing My Ass All Day?"

"Just David!" said...

My all time favorite I heard in Tennessee was "I got an IUD and you got a DUI"...

"Just David!" said...

I just googled to see if the one I heard was a real song and the search came back with:

Does the IUD I had when I got a DUI aggravate my OCD?

too funny!!

Mary Christine said...


Zane-nawwaa said...

You'll have to sing one of those for talent night.

recoveryroad said...

I'm sure I played on some of those tunes, you know.

Hope you're well today, Dave.