Saturday, May 24, 2008

double play

A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.

The man went back to his reading.

A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more. Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before, she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before.

Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and said, 'Couldn't help but notice you sneezed, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you OK?'

'I am sorry if I disturbed you. I have a very rare medical condition. Whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm.'

The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. 'I have never heard of that condition before' he said. 'Are you taking anything for it?'

The woman nodded, 'Pepper.'

"We in Denmark cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an election.
On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer; and a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer.
On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a woman with a huge chest who owns a beer distributorship.Is there a contest here?"


Bill said...

The weird thing is that I had a little sneezing fit before I opened your blog.

Mary Christine said...

Happy Saddy Daave.

Scott W said...


Trailboss said...

Bless you So

Pam said...

just got back from the store, you would not believe how many containers of pepper you can fit in a basket.

recoveryroad said...

Dave. Someone has been messing with your blog, matey. :)

molly said...

whip cream
anti-depressant medication

off to the store! hehe