Saturday, May 12, 2007


A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"


Mary Christine said...

Sounds like the kind of little girl who would sit next to me.

lushgurl said...

Oh my Gawd dAAve, where do you find this stuff? I look forward to starting my day with a laugh or two from you! HUGS

Syd said...

I know someone who actually got a Ph.D. studying cow shit. I'm not an expert in it but I would look at the digestive system of each as a clue. I appreciate your scatological humor dAAve. Also, thanks for the great article on your site. It summed up so much for me. I am saving it to refer to again and again.

lash505 said...

I hope your mom has a happy mothers day.. this is from vegas.

AAwoken said...

That, my friend, is some funny shit!!!