A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
5 comments:
Sounds like the kind of little girl who would sit next to me.
Oh my Gawd dAAve, where do you find this stuff? I look forward to starting my day with a laugh or two from you! HUGS
I know someone who actually got a Ph.D. studying cow shit. I'm not an expert in it but I would look at the digestive system of each as a clue. I appreciate your scatological humor dAAve. Also, thanks for the great article on your site. It summed up so much for me. I am saving it to refer to again and again.
I hope your mom has a happy mothers day.. this is from vegas.
That, my friend, is some funny shit!!!
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