Sunday, September 07, 2008

The Perfect Dress

Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement -- not even her parent's nasty divorce.

Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother- of-the-bride ever!

A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new young wife had bought the exact same dress! Jennifer asked her to exchange it, but she refused. 'Absolutely not, I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it,' she replied. Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, 'Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day.' A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, 'Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it.'

Her mother just smiled and replied, 'Of course I do, dear. I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding.'

10 comments:

J-Online said...

Oh. That's just WRONG!

Scott said...

lol, nice! Happy Sunday my friend :-)

Mary Christine said...

Very good.

Scott W said...

Hehehe. Sweet.

Pam said...

Now that's what i'm talkin' bout!
yes-the perfect plan.

Boston said...

funny.

Patty said...

EXCELLENT!!!!

Trailboss said...

That is priceless!

AlkySeltzer said...

See nothin' wrong with that. I've been wearing the same tuxedo-type suit for 50 years (not the same ONE!)

Amd everyone ELSE on the jobs wears the same thing also! OH, I SEE!! We don't wear the tux at rehearsals, though! -grin-

AlkySeltzer said...

Hello??? I'm still busy with Adam and Eve (yesterday)--trying to figure it all out.

Maybe that's why it is taking me so many years to understand these Twelve Steps.

They ARE written so simply, that a fourth-grader could well discern their meaning (well, now-a-days it might need a 12th grader to understand the English used!). I need something really complicated to sink my teeth into, some heady stuff to--what? A DRINK? Noooo, I don't THINK so!