Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports.
Have a heavy solid steel booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you. It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap about racial profiling, and this method would eliminate a long and expensive trial. Case Closed!
todAAy i AAm grAAteful & thAAnkful
that my sobriety is not on loan. It's a gift and I don't have to give it back.
for the sacrifices a few people made to continue to be my friend as I was hitting my alcoholic bottom
for the changes that occur in my life just as a result from not drinking
that I get to substitute-chair the noon meeting today
It takes courage to show your dreams to someone else.
- Erma Bombeck