So you're a senior citizen and the government says no health care for you, what do you do?
Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. Your are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives.
Of Course, this means you will be sent to prison.
There you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need!
New teeth, no problem. Need glasses, great. New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered.
And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care.
Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.
IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT???
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It is a great country, but that probably isn't the best illustration of it.
Probably not MC, but that's what I got in an email. LOL
Does capital murder get any added perks?
What??? Oh, yes. I am sure Maxine is a sweet woman but she is not on my list of favorites.
I have an uncle who has always said that when he reached 70 he was going to commit a non-violent federal crime so he could go get some rest in a clean environment with regular meals that he would get to enjoy because he could finally get his teeth fixed.
I am hoping that there will be a plan for those who are not seniors and that there won't be any killing over it
If everyone shoots 2 senators and 2 congress "persons", pretty soon, there will only be congresspersons left standing--or sitting--or worse!
The saddest part of this is that it is true.
Maxine could use a few of my antidepressants... Luv her though..she has balls.
Namaste
I agree with Tall Kay.
I luv me some Maxineerisms. Well, at least all the others.
OMG That is HILARIOUS!!!!
LOVE IT!
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