Gifts from the East

Because I won a silly little blog-test a couple of weeks ago, JJ sent me these gifts. I am sooooo underserving, but will keep and use them anyway because one of my littany of character defects includes greediness.
... "The Book of Answers" hell, I don't even know the questions
... "Evil Thoughts" a collection of 22 unique postcards
... a pink feather boa (for a future hAAlf-nAAked thursdAAy foto)
... a parking permit to the Cape Cod Nude Beach (somehow, I think this may have been sent by mistake and will return it if asked coyly)
... a darling kitty kat card

Thanks JJ, you're much too sweet. But that often happens in sobriety.