Saturday, August 06, 2005

Potato



If GH can stand for P as in Hiccough,
And if OUGH stands for O as in Dough,
And if PHTH stands for T as in Phthisis,
And if EIGH stands for A as in Neighbor,
And if TTE stands for T as in Gazette,
If EAU stands for O as in Plateau,

Then the right way to spell POTATO could be:

GHOUGHPHTHEIGHTTEEAU

Right?

4 comments:

NMAMFQLMSH said...

I think I need more coffee.

Scott W said...

Yes, absolutely. I didn't know it was spelled any other way. Then again, there was Dan Quayle's blunder that it should end with an 'e'.

BarbaraFromCalifornia said...

Everything I look at seems penis relatead in some way.

My perception needs to be better tuned.

Safe, sane and sober. Two out of three are not bad.

Cisco said...

I am so confused. I'll have the green beans instead!